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Entry #1
to the tune of "Henry the Eigth"
Gene the Thirteenth, she is, she is
When I saw Gene was the one for me
I went on a dolly shopping spree
And every doll I bought was a Gene
(Was a Gene!)
Now Barbie is so easy to dismiss
(To dismiss!)
She's my thirteenth Gene, Unforgettable
Gene the Thirteenth she is!
(Second verse, same as the first!)
Entry #2
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
GENE, GENE, GENE
Gene ... Gene, Gene, Gene
When I want you with new hair
When I want new clothes for you to wear
Whenever I want you I just click my mouse
Gene ... Gene, Gene, Gene
When I feel blue, at low ebb
It's time for me to hit the Web
Whenever I want you I just click my mouse
Gene
I can make you mine
By going online
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is ... gee whiz
I've charged all my credit away
I need you so that I could die
I just can't wait and that is why
Whenever I want you I just click my mouse
Gene, Gene Gene Gene
Gene, Gene Gene Gene
Gene
Entry #3
to the tune of "I Saw Her Standing There"
I SAW HER STANDING THERE
Well, she was a movie queen
You know what I mean
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
She was on the cover of MILLER$ (Wooo!)
When I saw her standing there
Well, she looked at me
And I, I could see
That before too long
I'd fall in love with her
She was in FAO's big display case (Wooo!)
When I saw her standing there
Well, my heart went boom
When I crossed that room
And I had to make her mine
Oh, I grabbed my credit card
Well, it wasn't very hard
And before too long
I fell in love with her
Now I'll never play with another (Wooo!)
Since I saw her standing there
Since I saw her standing there
Since I saw her standing there
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
Gene Gene Gene Gene
I want to make her lots of clothes.
I want to buy her lots of hose.
Whenever I see her there is lots to do for
Gene Gene Gene Gene
Her gown will have silk and pearls.
Her hair will have the sweetest curls.
Whenever I see her there is lots to do for
Gene.
I can dress her up, I can dress her down,
She always looks so supreme!
And when I really try....Oh my!
She looks just like a Queen!
I love that Gene! Oh, how I sigh!
More and more dolls...for them I pine!
Whenever I see her there is lots to do
for Gene Gene Gene Gene
Entry #5
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
Dream Gene Dream Dream
When you want dresses more
You can order them from an online store
Whenever you want new dresses, all you have
to do is...
Dream Gene Dream Dream
There are so many great designers out there
So many pretty things to share
Whenever you want new dresses, all you have
to do is...
Dream Gene Dream Dream
We want to give you alot of nice things
The credit card sings
As we charge all the goodies desired
Only trouble is... gee whiz
Our limit has expired
Mel, we love you so
We just want you to know.
Whenever we want something new,
All we have to do is...
Dream Gene Dream Dream.
Entry #6
to the tune of "Henry VIII"
"Gene the Elite"
She's Gene the Elite, she is
Gene the Great, she is, she is
She is just so delightful to me
She'll never leave me any century.
Entry #7
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
"Scheme, Scheme, Scheme"
Gene ... Scheme, scheme, scheme
When I want you, need you now
When I want you, I figure how
Whenever I want you - order you somehow . . .
Scheme Scheme Gene - Scheme
When I wake up in the night
pull out the credit card - to make it right
Whenever I want you - all I have to do is scheme.
I can make you mine receive you in the mail
anytime night or day
Only trouble is ...hiding you away
I'm scheming to have you stay.
I need you so, don't ask why
I just can't wait and that is why
Whenever I want you
all I have to do is scheme
Scheme, Scheme, Gene - scheme!
Entry #8
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
Dream, Dream, Share the Dream
When you see her, You'll close your eyes,
Take a deep breath, Let out a sigh.....
When you first see her, All you want to do, is
Dream, Dream, Share the Dream
When you hold her, In your hands,
You'll understand why, She has so many fans....
When you first hold her, All you want to do, is
Dream, Dream, Share the Dream
But you best beware, You'll redo her hair,
Repaint her face, And her nails, too
Only thing is, Gee whiz,
Through the nose, you'll have to pay.....
Her name is Gene, And you see why,
She reigns supreme, And that is why....
Once you own her, All you want to do, is
Dream, Dream, Share the Dream
Entry #9
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
Gene you're a dream
When I saw you there wasn't time
to not want you with all your charms
Whenever I want you all I have to do is
Dream Dream Dream Dream
Sharing you can make me blue
But they need you to be there too, so
Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream.
I can make you mine
pay the price in dimes
saved from other fines
Only trouble is ..gee whiz
I'm dreaming my life away.
I need you so and all your clothes
have made me poorer today I'm sure
Whenever I want you all I have to say is
Gene Dream Dream Gene
Entry #10
to the tune of "Dream, Dream, Dream"
Charge Charge Charge Charge
When I want Gene in my handies
When I want Gene with all her dandies
Whenever I want Gene all I have to do is
Charge Charge Charge Charge
When I feel blue all day
I need a new Gene to play
Whenever I want Gene all I have to do is
charge.
I can make her mine
With clothes so fine
Anytime of night or day
I go online
I will find her right away
I need Gene so very bad
My husband is so very mad
Whenever I want Gene all I have to do is
Charge Charge Charge Charge
Entry #11
to the tune of "I Saw Her Standing There"
Well Gene's a long-legged thi-ing.
You know what that me-eans.
The legs she has
Can bend beyond compa-are.
But what do you do with those le-egs?
When you see 'em 'Gumby-ed' there?
Simply Gene looked at me-ee.
And I, I could see-ee
That her eyes were done
And painted oh so blu-ue.
But those eyes were ever so cro-ossed.
And made Gene seem a bit lost.
So my head went bo-om
When I crossed that ro-om
And her eyes tried to stare into mi-ine.
Oh we glanced through the ni-ight
And we stared with all our mi-ight.
Then before too long
I fell onto the flo-oor.
Now I'll never stare with that Ge-ene
'Cause crossed eyes give headaches so mean.
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